Left Pinky
Outbid Lol
Put your logo
on my nails.
Ten fingernails, sold as ad space on this page. Hold your slot until you’re outbid.
$40raised
10 of 10 nails held
Ten fingernails, sold as ad space on this page. Hold your slot until you’re outbid.
10 of 10 nails held
Live — 10 of 10 nails held right now
Highest bid wins the nail and keeps it — no end date. It only changes hands when another brand bids higher.
Every nail opens at $10 and bids move in $10 steps. Top bid so far $20.
5left · thumb
Left Thumb
$20
outbid from $30
3left · middle
Left Middle
$10
outbid from $20
7right · index
Right Index
$10
outbid from $20
1left · pinky
Left Pinky
$10
opening bid
2left · ring
Left Ring
$10
opening bid
4left · index
Left Index
$10
opening bid
6right · thumb
Right Thumb
$10
opening bid
8right · middle
Right Middle
$10
opening bid
9right · ring
Right Ring
$10
opening bid
10right · pinky
Right Pinky
$10
opening bid
Ten fingernails, all opening at $10. Thumbs are premium real estate — everyone sees them — so they climb fastest.
Bids move in $10 steps: use − and + or type your own amount. Stripe Checkout, no account. The highest bid takes the nail.
Logo, website, and X handle can go in when you bid — or skip them and send them later.
No end date, no expiry — your logo and link stay on the page until another brand bids higher. Get outbid and half your bid comes straight back to your card.
You don’t rent the slot. You hold it — your logo and a link, right here on the page — until another brand outbids you.
Left Pinky
Outbid Lol
Left Ring
BrandMyMac
Left Middle
Brand My Roadster
Left Index
rankbid.tattoo
Left Thumb
RankBidNails
Right Thumb
SupaBird
Right Index
Inity Agency
Right Middle
Seiton
Right Ring
imadeit.wtf
Right Pinky
BigBubble
Half of it. The fingernail is the joke — nothing gets painted, nothing gets worn, nothing ships. The slot you buy is real: your logo and your link, on this page, in the numbered spot you won, in front of everyone who comes to laugh at it.
Attention. This is a straight-faced parody of an ad marketplace, and parodies travel. What you get is a logo and a clickable link on the page people are sharing — held in your slot until another brand outbids you. That’s the whole deliverable, stated plainly.
Definitely not. No painted nails, no photos of my hands, no physical placement of any kind. If you want that, this isn’t it. Anything on this page that sounds like a promise about fingernails is the bit, not a commitment.
Every slot opens at $10 and bids move in $10 steps — type an amount or use the − and + buttons, but it always lands on a round ten, never $153. Highest bid holds the slot. The money and the auction are real, even though the fingernail isn’t.
There is no end date and no sale window. It comes down only when another brand bids at least $10 more than you did.
The higher bid takes the slot and your logo comes off the page. Half of what you paid goes straight back to your card, automatically. You keep the run you got; the other half paid for it.
Almost. No NSFW, scams, hate, or illegal stuff. I check every logo by hand before it goes up, and I keep the final say. If I turn your brand down, you get a full refund.
They don’t — every slot opens at $10. Thumbs just get bid up hardest, because in the fiction they face cameras, coffee cups, and other humans. Inventing a hierarchy of fingernail ad placements is the entire point.
Your nails, your call. If you build the version where someone actually wears them, tell me — I’d like to see it.